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interesting

It seems to be an overall interesting and entertaining tribute. I myself found it funnier than the "around the world" series. I know it might be a tad unoriginal if you used "sex on the beach" but I thought it would have been better than you're selection of music.

Pros: decent tribute overall.
Nice idea of going around the internet, keeps it fresh and entertaining.

Cons: I didn't like the music, it seemed like it didn't fit real well with the flash.

Overall it was a decent tribute to an annoying, but lovable, series.

hardD responds:

well i want to change the music every episode so maybe il frature sex on the beach on a special edition or something!

anyway thanks for the review fella!

8

Well a sprite that I actually enjoyed. Although the concept isn't that original it was still fun to watch. The blood thing where mega-man beat up Mario and a ton of blood came out was kind of outrageous but still good use of blood. The music selections in this were great choices. I also thought the little introduction card thing was funny and interesting. Overall great animation and it was highly entertaining.

6

Some may consider the series spam which really is what it is, BUT its funny spam. The series draws in angry reviews so you get a laugh and whistle points. The intro music is pretty cool and sex on the beach is a pretty funny song too. Overall the series is really bad effort wise but it's still mildly funny. WERE WILL HE GO NEXT?

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Somewhere in the U.S.A. that's for certain!

5

LOL, you do realize this has been done before by xtil? But seriously if this fools people it deserves a ten. Funny fake tribute overall the music was perfect.

HarmonyClock responds:

<3

2

Terrible parody, my god if your going to do one at least do it with quality. And just stop with the alts and stop changing your name to illwillpress. You do realize your giving him more attention and his fans more attention too. Just stop adding gas to the flame, he sucks we already know that just end it. anyway as for the movie terrible graphics and sound, just plain boring.

Illwilllpress responds:

if by attention you mean bad attention? Or do you think half of this site is stupid enough to not notice the button in the lower left hand corner of the screen and think it's a good parody? I'm with you there;)

4

I hope you know there is a difference between Nazis and the German army. Not all German soldiers were Nazis. But anyway the animation was decent but the graphics were kind of sloppy. Nothing too special here.

7

The title sure does fit the flash :)
A very unique and random flash. It has good animation and some good graphics, very cartoon like. This short is very funny and odd at the same time.
Graphics-very good, pretty detailed.
Style- Random concept, I can see a very good series made out of this (Like different things happening in the ally in each episode).
Sound- Very happy like music. It added to the randomness in this flash.
Violence-comic violence.
Interactivity- has a play and replay button.
Humor- random humor at its best.

Pros: Great graphics and animation.
Awesome random humor.
The music fitted the flash well.

Cons: Maybe it's a little too short.

Improvements: Maybe add some more random things in this, such as a sequence of misfortune. Either that or make a series called "the weird alleys" with different things happening each time.

Overall it was neat and fun to watch but a little bit too short...
3/5
-Sz-

5.0

Well I’ve seen a lot of "madness" flash lately and I have to say this is one of the more original one's. The pre-loader itself was a neat idea. The flash itself is pretty short though but it gets the point across. Any longer and it would have got pretty redundant, so nice timing. It has its flaws however, an abrupt and awkward ending gave me the impression that you half-assed it toward the end.
Now on to the review...

Graphics- What would you expect? Silhouette characters and different colors constantly changing for a background?
Yes. It was just like the I-pod commercials except with madness.
His dance moves were kind of stiff and not fluid enough compared to the dancing in I-pod commercials. Stiff and robotic like animation overall.

Style- As I said before it has an original concept unlike other madness flashes.

Sound- Interesting music. It suited the concept and mood very well.
At the end however there was no sound, kind of left me blank.

Violence- I gave you one just because it has madness in it.

Interactivity- Neat little pre-loader you have, quit original.
At the end however you didn't put a proper replay button.

Humor- I didn't really find anything funny in this. Some people however might get a laugh out of the concept.

Overall it's different than your typical madness; however a crappy ending left for a crappy score. You should have ended like they end a real I-pod commercial.

2/5

7.5

The flash is composed of little segmented animations, which you can view by pressing a level button on the outside of the elevator. Made for the occasion of 6/6/06, it has a twighlight zone theme. But it's not a completely dark and creepy. The author threw some humor into it too. I wish the author would have added a skip intro button at the beginning. Now on to the review…

Animation-1: Short and simple. It wasn't that funny too. Not the best out of the six.

Animation-2: A clever idea, as I said before all six are quite short.

Animation-3: Ha-ha. One of my favorites. It's parodying phantasm, a movie were the enemy (tall man) says "boy" a lot.

Animation-4: This one is parodying a segment in the movie "the shining". A got a quick chuckle out of this one.

Animation-5: This one's pretty clever too, at first it looked like a regular old floor to me.

Animation-6: This one has some funny sound effects in it, loll.

Graphics- Cartoon like graphics brought out the character in this. Some decent animations too.
Style- Twilight zone like segments of animations with a macabre elevator theme.
Sound- Not much sound in this. I wish you would have taken out the Spanish part. Voices were good though.
Violence- Overall it has a lot of blood. Enough to please on 6/6/06.
Interactivity- As I said before it needs a skip intro button at the beginning.
Humor- Not a totally dark flash has a lot of humor in it. I laughed at the retarded republican joke.

Overall it was pretty decent for the occasion.

4/5

9.9

Awesome flash. I can tell you put a TON of effort into this (animation, graphics, etc.) You made a lot of good points in this; mainly a majority of the top 50 and front page material contain video game characters. The people who call you a hypocrite are just trying to look for a flaw in this. You put video game characters in this to try to get the point a-cross. And for those who call you a hypocrite for tweening, you have to put some tweening in movies, he's trying to point out that flash celebrities(legendary frog, illwillpress) use excessive tweening but are still overrated. Now on to the review...

Graphics- Superb art and quality, one of the best. Animation was nice and smooth, great timing too. The colors used in this just brought out the characters. The characters were lively and humorous, very detailed too. I especially loved the facial expressions on Mario and luigi.

Style- Your style of animation and art are very cartoon like. Detailed and lively. The animation is very rapid and smooth too, love the FBF. The concept of comparing the flash portal to say Hollywood is very unique and original.

Sound- Great choices of music and sound effects. The voice acting by the triangle guy was great, the announcer's was believable, I imagine LF sounding like that in real life, solid snake sounded good, but almost anybody can do an imitation of him, kid was believable, Goku had one of the funniest imitations, luigi and Mario’s voices were funny too, made them sound like they just didn't care anymore, who the hell is sora? Overall voice acting was great.

Violence- Didn't need any.

Interactivity- Has a play, replay, and a scene selection button. A Good menu too.

Humor- Has some decent random humor in it. You mite have to be an experienced NG user to understand the point and some of the other humor. I got a great laugh at the LF scene and the "How To" scene. I got the inyuyasha joke, lol.

Overall an excellent addition to the NG section and portal. The star syndicate should be extremely grateful that they have you. Keep up the good stuff!

5/5

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