Rigormort1s's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fat GIrls on Bicycles]

Catchy song.

I thought fat girls tried to lose weight by drinking Diet-Pepsi.

Graphics: Excellent, smooth, and sharp. The animation at the beginning was cool, reminded me of one of those i-pod propaganda things. The black and white background gave it humor and sort of a dark humor to it too (mainly because it is a happy song singing about fat girls). The peddling animation was pretty realistic. The two main characters singing were kind of in your face when it was there scene. Overall the animation was great and funny.
Style: I loved how you drew that fat woman.
Sound: Excellent song. Lyrics were hilarious.
Violence: None needed.
Interactivity: Had a play and re-play button.
Humor: The song, art, and whole concept was hilarious.

4/5

[Hi, I'm TreeClock]

Short, but cool.

Graphics: Boring. I guess it gave some humor to it though. The tree was drawn well. I also thought the expressions of the sun were done well.
Style: Interesting style of humor, pretty random.
Sound: Voice acting was good. I liked how you made your voice fade away, gave it realism.
Violence: If you consider a tree chasing a dog violent…
Interactivity: Had a play button.
Humor: Well the voice acting and the drawings were funny but that was it.

A little too short, but it was good for a chuckle.

3/5

YoYoClock responds:

Thanks for the honest review, you don't get many around here anymore

-yoyo

[The Quest]

Briefly entertaining.

Great flash, but I wouldn’t want to watch it a second time.

Graphics: Nice and smooth. I especially liked the wolf and the glow the fire gave off.
Sound: Good Native American music. The voice of the chief was authentic.
Style: Great style.
Violence: None needed. Great without it.
Interactivity: Has a menu. It also has a play and pause button.
Humor: OK. I got the joke that the chief is giving his son all these family heirlooms and then gives him a modernized house. I laughed the first time watching this but didn’t the second.

It was a nice addition to the portal with brief humor and sharp graphics. It was boring to watch a second time but that might just be me.

4/5

[H&S Insurance]

Decent flash.

For the most part it was enjoyable but voice of that pink thing was annoying.

It had its funny little moments such as the pink thing (Chancey I think its called) holding the gun up to that guys head. It was just like watching a real commercial (except the pokemon ). Voice acting was great on all parts it’s just that I am annoyed by pink things with extremely high pitched voices.

Graphics: Nice shading and use of color. Background was a little sloppy though.
Style: I don’t think pokemon doing an insurance commercial has ever been done before.
Sound: The fakeness in the actors voice was just like those phony real life commercials. Very well done.
Violence: The only violence I can think of is the gun part. Violence wouldn’t fit into this movie anyway.
Interactivity: It has a pre-loader so thats a plus.
Humor: It made me chuckle. Had a few funny lines in it, nothing knee slapping.

Overall it was a decent addition to the portal. So all I can say now is make more and the best of luck to ya:)