Rigormort1s's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[[ACD] Clocks are teh suck]

POOR

PROS: Ha-ha. That was pretty funny. Some really funny dialog in this.

CONS: Well the drawings and animations were crap, but it kind of added some humor to it.
This really isn't a big deal, but it didn't have a pre-loader in it.
The whole flash itself is entirely bland and tasteless (however it has its moments.)

OVERALL: Not a very good flash overall. Very little effort was put into this, however the script kind of made me chuckle at times, but still it is a pretty poor flash.

1/5

Joey responds:

There is a preloader. And I don't care if it sucked. I know it does. I liked it. Other people like it.

[Tankman Three!!!]

Ha

Pros: A pretty funny parody of "Tankmen".
Good graphics and character design.
Funny voice acting, with great use of Dialogue ;)

Cons: Fans of your original series might not understand this, thus leading to confusion on why you did this.

Overall: Well it seems you did a better job than gonzo on parodying your own series.
In fact I liked this better than your original two.

3/5

JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks!
and
OUCH.

["Turd of the Week"]

Laugh. Out. Loud.

Well it looks like you hit the nail on the head; a majority of turds are similar to that. However there's have better quality then what you demonstrated. One of my favorite scenes in this was the submit page which gave it some humor. However your message at the end won't stop them from making turd worthy flashes. So this whole flash was kind of pointless, but still funny and entertaining.

Pros: A lot of stuff in here might make regulars chuckle, maybe.
Slightly entertaining, such as the submit page scene.

Cons: The message at the end is pointless because they won't listen to it.

Overall you tried but you will always see those kinds of flashes as turd of the week.

KKyuubi responds:

Yes, works of satire are always the most funnest kind of flash to make! This flash is just an example on how easy you can make a flash that can get that award.

I know we'll never be able to stop this once and for all, but at least we're starting to get somewhere!

[50 Cent: ATII80D 02]

interesting

It seems to be an overall interesting and entertaining tribute. I myself found it funnier than the "around the world" series. I know it might be a tad unoriginal if you used "sex on the beach" but I thought it would have been better than you're selection of music.

Pros: decent tribute overall.
Nice idea of going around the internet, keeps it fresh and entertaining.

Cons: I didn't like the music, it seemed like it didn't fit real well with the flash.

Overall it was a decent tribute to an annoying, but lovable, series.

hardD responds:

well i want to change the music every episode so maybe il frature sex on the beach on a special edition or something!

anyway thanks for the review fella!

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 32]

6

Some may consider the series spam which really is what it is, BUT its funny spam. The series draws in angry reviews so you get a laugh and whistle points. The intro music is pretty cool and sex on the beach is a pretty funny song too. Overall the series is really bad effort wise but it's still mildly funny. WERE WILL HE GO NEXT?

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Somewhere in the U.S.A. that's for certain!

[Requiem for a Squirrel.]

5

LOL, you do realize this has been done before by xtil? But seriously if this fools people it deserves a ten. Funny fake tribute overall the music was perfect.

HarmonyClock responds:

<3

[Foamy's Rant VI]

2

Terrible parody, my god if your going to do one at least do it with quality. And just stop with the alts and stop changing your name to illwillpress. You do realize your giving him more attention and his fans more attention too. Just stop adding gas to the flame, he sucks we already know that just end it. anyway as for the movie terrible graphics and sound, just plain boring.

Illwilllpress responds:

if by attention you mean bad attention? Or do you think half of this site is stupid enough to not notice the button in the lower left hand corner of the screen and think it's a good parody? I'm with you there;)

[Pico's School The movie 1]

10

Awesome Pico day submission!

Graphics: Excellent overall graphics and animation! I especially liked the scene in the janitors’ room! Nicely done.

Style: The thought of a classic NG game becoming a full length flash cartoon is pretty cool; in fact I like this better than the game!

Sound: Hive. Very fast paced and violent, well suited for this because it was in the original game.

Violence: Blood.Gore.Shoot outs. In all it was awesomely violent.

Interactivity: Has a play button.

Humor: Well it really wasn't that funny, and it doesn’t need any humor to it anyway.

Overall it was a highly entertaining movie and I can’t wait to see it finished.
5/5
*HAPPY PICO DAY*

Lalo responds:

YAY! thanks it took alot of hard work and time... and im happy to see reviews like this... thaanku!

[Pacman - The Movie]

10

Twas' the funniest thing I saw today.
Nice job:)

averageroadkill responds:

lol thanks

[Dumb Blocks]

7

Graphics: Decent looking characters, pretty detailed blocks.
The animation was nice and smooth.

Style: It has a pretty original concept.

Sound: Awesome voice announcer and weird little voices for the blocks.

Violence: Well I guess there was nothing serious, just a brief saber battle.

Interactivity: It has a play and re-play button.

Humor: Well I found the humor in this to be quite funny at times.
I especially liked the emo joke; even know those are getting old.
A lot of the humor was random too.

It was really entertaining, a nice addition to the portal overall.

3/5

Wonchop responds:

Thanks