Rigormort1s's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BBQ-Ish Conversation]

GREAT

PROS: It was a very funny flash indeed. There's a lot of randomness, homosexuality, and oddness surrounding the conversation it's just plain funny!
The soft music in the background also added to the humor.
The end music was well suited as well.

CONS: Their are no cons in this however somehow it isn't perfect.

OVERALL: BBQ is the best thing ever. Funny flash overall.
I really enjoyed it!

4/5

Kumquat-Lock responds:

B.B.Q. is the way to go dude.

[[ACD] Clocks are teh suck]

POOR

PROS: Ha-ha. That was pretty funny. Some really funny dialog in this.

CONS: Well the drawings and animations were crap, but it kind of added some humor to it.
This really isn't a big deal, but it didn't have a pre-loader in it.
The whole flash itself is entirely bland and tasteless (however it has its moments.)

OVERALL: Not a very good flash overall. Very little effort was put into this, however the script kind of made me chuckle at times, but still it is a pretty poor flash.

1/5

Joey responds:

There is a preloader. And I don't care if it sucked. I know it does. I liked it. Other people like it.

[Teachers' Day E-Card]

POOR

PROS: Right from the begging it has great graphics and animation. A very colorful character too.

CONS: After the flashes two seconds of glory it ends. Very short and pointless.

OVERALL: You have some talent from what I saw from the brief animation; however the flash itself is way too short and pointless.
You put very little effort on this overall.

2/5

[The Death of Dailytoons]

9

PROS: Great graphics and fluid animation through out the whole movie.
The song was perfectly suited for this, really touched me :.(.

CONS: As a final submission this was flawless.

OVERALL: What a great way to end the series. Some of your guys' stuff was hilarious, and it's a damn shame you're ending it. But people move on. Anyway nice job guys!

5/5

[TANKMAN]

6

PROS: It would definitely make top five tank man parodies.
The voice acting is quite lively and humorous (especially that scream towards the end).
It has some odd music that gave more humor to it. It has some Original ideas in it like the helicopters, but still not very original overall. The characters were drawn quite well and the animation was smooth as well.

CONS: The same "cock joke" shit is getting on my nerves. I seriously hope this fad dies soon. The flash was quite short overall too.

OVERALL: Decent parody and as I said before it would definitely make one of the top five "tank man" parodies. However I hope this fad dies really quickly.

3/5

p.s. cock joke.

[Tankman Three!!!]

Ha

Pros: A pretty funny parody of "Tankmen".
Good graphics and character design.
Funny voice acting, with great use of Dialogue ;)

Cons: Fans of your original series might not understand this, thus leading to confusion on why you did this.

Overall: Well it seems you did a better job than gonzo on parodying your own series.
In fact I liked this better than your original two.

3/5

JohnnyUtah responds:

thanks!
and
OUCH.

[Clock Freaks]

Great clock day submission!

A definite must see for people looking for decent clock day flicks.
The graphics were nice and sort of grimy, the animation was smooth too. Not to mention an overall catchy song.

Pros: Excellent graphics and animation.
Catchy song too.
Although the voices weren’t the same as the originals I thought the new voices fitted better.

Overall great submission.

5/5

[A message from a clock]

Oh. my. god.

Your going to win that 360 for sure!

But seriously this isn't that good of a clock day submission and it's obvious that you put little effort into this, but what the hell it's clock day.

[Dailytoon #243]

Wow.

I peed my pants from laughter. I don't care if the animation and graphics were crap; in fact crappy graphics gave it more humor.
His facial expressions when he was going crazy were excellent.
It had a lot of funny lines in it like “DON’T CALL ME JEREMEY CALL ME FOAMY_27!". Overall it was a hilarious flash.

Pros: The whole flash had great humor.
Some people may not like the graphics, but I thought it gave it more humor.

Great job making fun of that little prick.

["Turd of the Week"]

Laugh. Out. Loud.

Well it looks like you hit the nail on the head; a majority of turds are similar to that. However there's have better quality then what you demonstrated. One of my favorite scenes in this was the submit page which gave it some humor. However your message at the end won't stop them from making turd worthy flashes. So this whole flash was kind of pointless, but still funny and entertaining.

Pros: A lot of stuff in here might make regulars chuckle, maybe.
Slightly entertaining, such as the submit page scene.

Cons: The message at the end is pointless because they won't listen to it.

Overall you tried but you will always see those kinds of flashes as turd of the week.

KKyuubi responds:

Yes, works of satire are always the most funnest kind of flash to make! This flash is just an example on how easy you can make a flash that can get that award.

I know we'll never be able to stop this once and for all, but at least we're starting to get somewhere!